I was bored so I wrote a poem about a handy tool cat owners keep handy.
Shit Scissors: A Poem
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Dear Journal,
So this happened:
I understand if your brain is incapable of processing the oddity pictured, so let me explain. That is my deaf cat, Zoe. She has poor motor skills due to a mild case of cerebellar hypoplasia. Somehow she is face-up, tightly crammed into a bathroom drawer.
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