Predator Face is sleeping at by my side while I work. A moment ago, I looked down to see him like this:
That’s Predator Face. Sleeping. Looking deader than Kayleigh McEnany’s dignity.
His mouth is open because his nose is clogged. His eyes are open because he’s a freak.
It’s okay. I checked his pulse. He’s still alive.
Is it just me, or do you want to stick your finger in his mouth and see what happens?