Damien’s Moobie Problem

Is there a reputable manufacturer of cat bras?

My cat, Damien, has large boobs. They’re so big, he looks like a dairy cow (but he gets pretty irritated when you try milking him…I won’t be making that mistake again).

What a rack!

Goal 1 in finding a cat bra is to provide support. This extra weight hanging from his mid-section can’t be good for his back. So I’m hoping some type of bra for cats would help. I don’t need anything fancy like you find at Victoria Secret or Adam & Eve. Just something practical. Preferably furry to match his gray coat.

Goal 2 in finding a cat bra is to cover his nipples. His bulging, pink headlights are obscene. I can’t very well allow him to perch in a window with his knockers hanging out. I live in a high pedestrian neighborhood. Strangers would point and laugh. I know I would.

It’s like they follow you like eyes.

Thanks for your help, and I’d appreciate it if you could keep this on the down-low because I’m sure Damien would cease speaking to me until he died from embarrassment if he knew I’m asking the general population of the tens to twenties of readers I have about a cat bra for him.