There is a homeless cat that shares time between our and our neighbor’s patio. He seems friendly and loves belly rubs, but since the outskirts of Laura passed over our home this morning, he’s been sitting at our back door, staring in for hours.
There may not be any Micmac burial grounds around here (I don’t think), but that’s some Pet Sematary-looking shit right there.
Should I call animal control? The police? A priest?
If you don’t hear from me next week, please call the authorities and tell them that the suspect is an adult male (?) black cat with a wounded left eye.