Valentines for Your Heathen

February 11, 2015 — 5 Comments

Dear Journal,

I recently discovered that there is a surprising lack of Valentine’s Day cards for cats (not that I celebrate this stupid holiday with my stupid cats).

I’m not referring to cards with wretchedly unclever puns such as “You’re PURRRRfect,” “I will love you MEOW and FUREVER,” or “When I’m with you, I’m FELINE good.” I mean cards that reflect the spirit and personality of a cat if said animal was to celebrate Valentine’s Day.

To fill the hole in this market, I have thrown together a few. The image on the left is the cover. The image on the right is the message inside the card. What do you think?

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2-10-2015 1-13-27 PM

2-10-2015 11-45-49 AM

2-10-2015 1-00-28 PM

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5 responses to Valentines for Your Heathen

  1. 
    Linda Roy February 13, 2015 at 11:07 am

    I love ’em all, but #4 holds a very special place in my heart. In the back of my mind, I harbor a fear of being eaten by my pugs.

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  2. 
    LVital7019 February 11, 2015 at 2:44 pm

    Hahahaha! I literally laughed out-loud. You have a sardonic gift! 😀

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  3. 
    Tacy February 11, 2015 at 2:33 pm

    Love it!

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  4. 
    triSARAHtops February 11, 2015 at 10:38 am

    Great ideas! I’d buy them 🙂

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