Valentines for Your Heathen

February 11, 2015 — 5 Comments

Dear Journal,

I recently discovered that there is a surprising lack of Valentine’s Day cards for cats (not that I celebrate this stupid holiday with my stupid cats).

I’m not referring to cards with wretchedly unclever puns such as “You’re PURRRRfect,” “I will love you MEOW and FUREVER,” or “When I’m with you, I’m FELINE good.” I mean cards that reflect the spirit and personality of a cat if said animal was to celebrate Valentine’s Day.

To fill the hole in this market, I have thrown together a few. The image on the left is the cover. The image on the right is the message inside the card. What do you think?

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5 responses to Valentines for Your Heathen


    I love ’em all, but #4 holds a very special place in my heart. In the back of my mind, I harbor a fear of being eaten by my pugs.

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    Hahahaha! I literally laughed out-loud. You have a sardonic gift! 😀

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    Great ideas! I’d buy them 🙂

    Liked by 2 people

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