Dear Journal,
I recently discovered that there is a surprising lack of Valentine’s Day cards for cats (not that I celebrate this stupid holiday with my stupid cats).
I’m not referring to cards with wretchedly unclever puns such as “You’re PURRRRfect,” “I will love you MEOW and FUREVER,” or “When I’m with you, I’m FELINE good.” I mean cards that reflect the spirit and personality of a cat if said animal was to celebrate Valentine’s Day.
To fill the hole in this market, I have thrown together a few. The image on the left is the cover. The image on the right is the message inside the card. What do you think?
I love ’em all, but #4 holds a very special place in my heart. In the back of my mind, I harbor a fear of being eaten by my pugs.
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Hahahaha! I literally laughed out-loud. You have a sardonic gift! 😀
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Love it!
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Great ideas! I’d buy them 🙂
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ChaCHING! Yay. Now I can help Zoe support her alcoholism.
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